Down at the Ricoh: If looks could kill...

So Caption Competition time - what is Mrs Doyle thinking and what has Lah-Di-Dah Gunnar said to Leon?

Betty Boo's Sky Blue Army

The Playing Squad

Pulling the strings......
Our glorious leader - Arson Yarn, front man for SMERSH
His right hand man - Betty Boo.
Between the sticks.......
1 Vivienne Westwood
23 Oh Danny Boy
33 Pauline Quirke
At the back...........
2 Through the Keyhole
3 Stephen O' Hallorahallorhanlahan
6 Jaffa McCake
14 Brazen Hussey
15 Manic Trainer/ Martini Caner/ Incarnate Rim/Marina Cretin/Trainman Rice/Antic Mariner
20 Tina Turner
24 Dick Wood
25 Son of Grand
26 Petula Clarke
Headless Chickens........
4 On the starboard bow / Worf / Oh Sammy Boy
5 Grand Kharsi
8 Mrs Doyle
12 Gary Deegan sounds like Keegan
16 Sharon Osbourne
17 The Gunner
Wideboys........
7 Tinker Bell
18 Cheryl Baker
19 Look out old Mac he's back
21 Comedy Roadshow
Definitely up front...........
9 King Normal
10 Wheels on his house go round and round
11 100 points at Scrabble / Jukebox
22 Sylvia Plattini
29 Don O'Royovan
31 Franny

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