New squad, old jokes

Arson promised us exciting signings...

so...

Oggy
Hall - Busst - (old) Homer - Ward
Superhobbit - Strachan - Gunnar - Pead - (new) Homer
Shef - Christie

'Hall drives straight through a practical joke ball which explodes on impact with streamers. "I was annoyed because I thought I hit it pretty sweet", Hall said afterwards.'

So, from this we can summarise (amongst other things) that:

Cardinal Newman never taught the adverb proper,

The old ones are maybe not the best, after all.

And with a nod to SBJ's Plymouth post, Marcus may well always be on the lookout for paparazzi, but he can't be expected to fend them off whilst on his backswing. Let's just hope he didn't drive into a wall.